[Skifteri edukohet] East vs West

Sot Skifteri ka për ju një post materialin e të cilit e ka pasur gati prej muajsh, por ka qenë i pavendosur ta publikojë ose jo. Problemi më shumë se moral është ligjor sepse bëhet fjalë për një përgjim telefonate. Tani që kemi konfirmimin e palëve që s'do padisin askënd për publikimin e bisedës, po jua paraqesim pa humbur kohë. Sa për t'ju futur në temë, bëhet fjalë për Sadikun dhe shokun e tij Mike nga Kanadaja. Mike ka kaluar ca kohë në Shqipëri dhe i telefonon Dikut për të kujtuar kohët e mrekullueshme.

Mike - Dik, my friend.
Dik - Mike, you left without saying a word.
Mike - Yeah indeed. I was kinda busy in the last week...
Dik - Where have you been.
Mike - I was with Lenci and a couple of other guys at the friendship table in 7 weddings for the last week, one each day and it was awkward. I couldn`t understand a thing. Everything was strange, same house, same people...
Dik - You have been to one same wedding but it lasted 7 days. Perhaps you were high...
Mike - Oh... that's why, it must have been the white powder Lenci gave me. What struck me was that even the bride was the same each day but I was ashamed to say and afraid to talk. I thought one woman was marrying 7 guys and I know you are sensitive to that. Anyway, you guys are freaks. Lenci told me something about the customs...
Dik - Don't believe him, he's drunk all the time and moreover he is from Lushnjë, and you know what I mean...
Mike - Yes, but there were these moles...
Dik - What moles?
Mike - Skin moles maybe, I don't know why they call 'em moles. I just saw people coming with big bags.
Dik - Hahahaha, nishane! They are not moles. They are just presents. I don't know why people call them moles.
Mike - You guys are freaks.
Dik - Mike be careful how you talk. You are riding the donkey backwards it seems to me. Anyway, what else have you seen?
Mike - We listened to some songs but Lenci was making fun of me. He shot some translations....
Dik - Like?
Mike - Like: wash, wash your head like the duck, oh how beautiful the girl dances.... What the f*ck does that mean?
Dik - I don't know Micheal. But the translation is correct.
Mike - How does the duck wash its head in Albania?
Dik - Mike you are thickening your voice...where do you think you are. In an inn?
Mike - What about the stone that makes sparks...
Dik - I don't know. Don't take them literally. It is a famous stone, where young couples seem to go very often.

Tradita thotë që nusja duhet të rrijë sikur e kanë dënuar me varje

Mike - What about the song for that massacre. The body in Yoannina, the head in Instambul. They laid you pascha, they laid you.
Dik - Ask your sister.
Mike - What about Mari-Mariana, why does she appear in every wedding?
Dik - Yeah she is everybody's girlfriend. She was a canadian prostitute who came to Albania during WWII with the allied forces. We kept her here until 1978 and then we sold her, because we went out of grain as we broke up with China. Old men say they kept her in the air for hours and hours and hours.
Mike - Does she have the face full of moles. What is sexy about that? You are sick. Anyway, what about, Sugar daddy I want shoes?
Dik - Look, first not even my father talks to me like this. Second of work, this song is not from my region. I don't give a f*ck. And third of work, you are not done yet to criticize our songs. Ok? Ok say.
Mike - One last thing, the only song I understood was: I took the rifle and went hunting. Please friend, please please. I really liked it.
Dik - Be careful with the rifle because the Devil fills it. If you continue to talk like that God knows where the rifle can go. Understand? I understood say.
Mike - I didn't understand.
Dik - Ok, I see you like jokes. Let's resolve this outside. Give me your address.
Mike - Vancouver 90210, Melrose Place, Canada.
Dik - Ok, wait there and we will see how you make jokes face-to-face.

Dikun e kapën në Detroit pa letra. Sa afër paskësh qenë. Është nisur Lenci tani.

Gjeniu i vogël është kënga më e bukur e çdo dasme, ja vargjet:

Pallaveshe ja këtu,

Pallaveshe pallaveshe,

Paa-llaa-vee-she

...vargun e katërt s`e deshifrojmë dot, kërkojmë ndihmë nga lexuesit. 

UPDATE i orës 11:00: U mor vesh vargu i katërt i këngës "Pallaveshe ja këtu":

Ashikun e deshe.